May 2013
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
the kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
fffcuk:
what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst